APRIL FOOLS! 20% OFF WITH CODE APRILFOOL
Suck it, Bezos.
Before the Amazon could even get ONE delivery drone off the ground, we just launched a FLEET of tactical drones and fitted them for cannabis delivery.
No more waiting—we're getting from the warehouse to your grinder in under 10 minutes*.
*For crash-free ten-minute delivery, ensure your Landing Zone (LZ) meets all criteria below:
Before the Amazon could even get ONE delivery drone off the ground, we just launched a FLEET of tactical drones and fitted them for cannabis delivery.
No more waiting—we're getting from the warehouse to your grinder in under 10 minutes*.
*For crash-free ten-minute delivery, ensure your Landing Zone (LZ) meets all criteria below:
- Proximity: Within 350 miles of Miami
- Avian Activity: Zero pigeons, crows, or gulls in airspace. They could get hit by your weed.
- Minimum Payload: Orders under 1.0 lb will subject to additional drone fee
Q: What does the FAA think?
A: Who? They can suck it too.
Q: Is this legal?
A: Define “legal.”
Q: Can I wave at the drone?
A: It appreciates that. However, please do not pet the drone.
20% DISCOUNT CODE:
APRILFOOL
Discount only valid on April 1st and 2nd. Does not apply to bulk products.
$126.00
Original: $420.00
-70%APRIL FOOLS! 20% OFF WITH CODE APRILFOOL—
$420.00
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Suck it, Bezos.
Before the Amazon could even get ONE delivery drone off the ground, we just launched a FLEET of tactical drones and fitted them for cannabis delivery.
No more waiting—we're getting from the warehouse to your grinder in under 10 minutes*.
*For crash-free ten-minute delivery, ensure your Landing Zone (LZ) meets all criteria below:
Before the Amazon could even get ONE delivery drone off the ground, we just launched a FLEET of tactical drones and fitted them for cannabis delivery.
No more waiting—we're getting from the warehouse to your grinder in under 10 minutes*.
*For crash-free ten-minute delivery, ensure your Landing Zone (LZ) meets all criteria below:
- Proximity: Within 350 miles of Miami
- Avian Activity: Zero pigeons, crows, or gulls in airspace. They could get hit by your weed.
- Minimum Payload: Orders under 1.0 lb will subject to additional drone fee
Q: What does the FAA think?
A: Who? They can suck it too.
Q: Is this legal?
A: Define “legal.”
Q: Can I wave at the drone?
A: It appreciates that. However, please do not pet the drone.
